Who's Micheal Jackson?

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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cory is gay

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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