why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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