- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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