Atheism

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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