yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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