- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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