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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

an emo girl walked into a white room

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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