So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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haha

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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I asked her where you were.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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