- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

knock knock who's there ?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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