- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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