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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Haha, I get it..

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Anti Joke

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