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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Skinny people fart less.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

nice tits.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Read a Book.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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