- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

To mama so old, she might die soon.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

nolan is gay

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A woman walks into a bar.

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