How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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your so fat. your fat!

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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