- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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