- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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