- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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