What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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