- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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