- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A muslim paints Mohammed

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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