what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

no

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

how man

A Chinese man fails a math test

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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