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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

whats brown and sticky a stick

How do you scare a black man? You dont

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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