If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Japan

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Obama = ebola

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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