- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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