- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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