- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's 9+10 Ebola

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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