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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A Chinese man fails a math test

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

ure mama's so fat

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

I like school Said no one ever.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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