Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How do you scare a black man? You dont

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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