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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Anti Joke

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