- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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