- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Women's Rights

Emily Walker.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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