- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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