what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

your mama so old, shes dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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