Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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