- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Grace Ackerson

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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