- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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