Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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