What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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I went to work today....

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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