Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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