- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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