HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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