How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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