two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

how much fish could a chicken

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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