knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's one plus one? two.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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