- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

j.p. is dumb

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man died.

okay so theres this guy.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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