Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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