what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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