How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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You sick fiend

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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PENIS :)

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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