- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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