- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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