A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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