Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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