- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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