yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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