- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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