- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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