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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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