Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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This is not a joke.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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