- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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