- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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