- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why does the man appear fat he is

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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