- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Your so gay, that you like men!

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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