Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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