- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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