This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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