- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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