- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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