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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game