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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Pianos.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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