- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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