Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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