- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Kameron Brown is gay.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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