Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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