The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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it was all Tagart

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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