- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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