- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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