- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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